Vin Diesel's $7 Billion Franchise Starter Officially Topples Disney's Most Frustrating Sci-Fi Movie

Published Aug 24, 2026, 8:00 PM EDT

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For the fourth weekend in a row, nothing has been able to stop *Spider-Man: Brand New Day *at the box office. The critically acclaimed Spidey movie instantly made history as the biggest opening weekend in domestic history, with the box office records falling ever since. Another huge haul in its recent fourth weekend took *Brand New Day *to a global haul of $2.2 billion, as it edges ever closer to overtaking ***Titanic ***and becoming the fourth highest-grossing movie of all time.

Once again, no film was up to the task of rivalling Tom Holland’s Peter Parker last weekend, with the likes of Anne Hathaway’s The End of Oak Street, Christopher Nolan’s historical epic The Odyssey, and a debuting ***Insidious: Out of the ******Further ***no match for the so-called “best Spidey adventure in 20 years.” But that doesn’t mean the box office hauls of other films aren’t worthy of celebrating, with the return of a pulse-racing franchise-starter proving undeniably popular.

2001’s ***The Fast and the Furious ***returned to theaters last weekend in celebration of the movie’s 25th anniversary, and Vin Diesel’s family turned out in full force. Released in just over 1,500 locations nationwide, the movie returned a tidy haul of $3.1 million, with a per-theater average of $1,986. This took The Fast and the Furious’ all-time box office total to $210 million worldwide, enough to send it past the underwhelming 2015 Disney effort Tomorrowland. Compared to the likes of 2015’s ***Furious 7, ***which earned over $1.5 billion in global revenue, The Fast and the Furious’ box office haul seems small, but its impact on cinema, as the first installment of a $7 billion franchise, can’t be underestimated.

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