Rob London

Published Jul 16, 2026, 12:00 PM EDT

A cinematic obsessive with the filmic palate of a starving raccoon, Rob London will watch pretty much anything once. With a mind like a steel trap, he’s an endless fount of movie and TV trivia, borne from a misspent youth of watching monster movies on TV, perusing the sun-faded goods at the local video rental shop, and staining his fingers with ink from the Video Movie Guide. Areas of interest include science fiction, film noir, horror flicks, ’70s disaster pictures, Bond movies, ’90s action, giant robots, dinosaurs, super heroes, and the exuberantly schlocky output of Cannon Films. He also enjoys both Star Trek and Star Wars when they’re good, and maybe even more when they’re bad. As a Canadian, he also has a vested interest in Canadian movies and TV shows, especially the cheesier ones dubbed “Canuxploitation.”

An expert on Marvel Comics, he has also written for the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe, and is a member of the Marvel Research Team. He can frequently be found pontificating on comic-book continuity or bemoaning the misfortunes of the Toronto Maple Leafs on his Twitter account.

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Shark Week is on the horizon, but if you just can’t wait, the man who brought you ***Sharknado ***has another rip-roaring horror comedy to sate the all-consuming hunger of shark enthusiasts. This one takes place in the only water park that’s more dangerous than New Jersey’s infamous Action Park. Collider is proud to present an exclusive sneak peek clip of Water Park Shark, which is available to rent or purchase now.

In our sneak peek, chaos is already descending on a Cape Cod water park, as mutated great whites chow down on attendees and employees alike as if they were hot dogs from the snack bar. Heroic lifeguard Coach (David Chokachi, no stranger to swim trunks and whistles from his days on Baywatch) is trying to get to the bottom of it with his colleague Peyton (Chelsea Gilson, Dollface). Meanwhile, two more of our heroes have found the source of the problem: over-taxed batteries that are leaking toxic ooze into the ocean, resulting in the monstrous man-eaters that are plaguing the park. And sure enough, Coach and his pal are soon menaced by a shark that bursts from the wall into the park, and have to run for their lives. Will they escape, or are these chums about to become chum? You’ll have to catch Water Park Shark to find out.

Your instincts, your strengths, and your particular way of thinking under pressure point to one villain you actually have a fighting chance against. Everyone else — good luck.

Jason is relentless, but he is also predictable — and that is the gap you would exploit.

Michael watches before he moves. He is patient, methodical, and almost impossible to detect — until it’s too late for anyone who isn’t paying close enough attention.

Freddy wins by getting inside your head — using your own fears, your own memories, your own subconscious as weapons against you. That strategy requires a target who can be destabilised.

Pennywise is ancient, shapeshifting, and feeds on terror — but it has one critical vulnerability: it cannot function against someone who genuinely stops being afraid of it.

Chucky’s greatest advantage is that nobody takes him seriously until it’s already too late. He exploits the gap between how something looks and what it actually is.

An experienced B-movie director of horror features like Headless Horseman, Boo, and Hansel & Gretel, Ferrante became part of a phenomenon when *Sharknado *became an online sensation in 2013. The film, which pitted Ian Ziering and Tara Reid against a tornado full of ravenous sea life, was a surprise hit and went on to spawn five sequels, all directed by Ferrante; the final one, The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time, premiered in 2018. Last year, Ferrante returned to the genre and helmed Great White Waters, a Tubi-original shocker in which a still-grieving widow on a scuba-diving trip found herself up to her neck in both man-eating sharks and drug smugglers.

Water Park Shark isn’t the first shark movie to instill a fear of lazy rivers and swim-up bars in filmgoers. 1983’s Jaws 3-D is set in SeaWorld Orlando, and puts Dennis Quaid, Lea Thompson, and Louis Gossett Jr. in danger of being devoured by its latest attraction.

Water Park Shark is now available for digital download or rental. Stay tuned to Collider for future updates.

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